Open Letter

Dear Homeowners,

Please do future generations a solid. You know that place, in your yard, where you think it would look great with some ivy growing up the side of the fence/arbor/hill/tree/bird cage? Wherever that is, in your yard, let me assure you that anything that looks good with ivy climbing on it looks a lot better without ivy growing up it. The person who buys your house in 30 years will thank you. That person's chiropractor and therapist will thank you. The beautiful bushes that will look fantastic in that spot will thank you, as they will not be being throttled by the most invasive, annoying, and dirty plant known to mankind.

That is all.